an ode to my pubes

[OnWisconsin]

oh pubic hair pubic hair
what're you doing there?
in my toilet bowl and on the floor
i even see you hanging out in the dresser drawer

oh pubic hair pubic hair
what're you doing there?
i must say you're not the most pleasant thing to see
when i go to grab a plate from the kitchen sink
and i must say i'm tired of plucking you from this lcd screen

oh pubic hair oh pubic hair
what're you doing there?
from the kitchen counter to my dusty map
and how the hell did you wind up
on the back of my Rangers' cap?

oh pubic hair pubic hair
how the hell did you get there?
some places i understand
as i don't have to look much further than my right hand
but how the hell did you wind up on the goddamn ceiling fan?

oh pubic hair pubic hair
how did you get there?


Thank you

 

[NES]

Pubic hair O pubic hair, why for art thou pubic hair? Deny thy folicles and refuse thy name...would a bush by any other name not smell as sweet?